When being a "bitch" is alright.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
1. It’s your time of the month. Yes, periods suck. The cramps, the bloating, the mood swings... might as well share the love.

2. Boyfriend ditches you for his friends after you specifically took the time to make plans. You have the parts to make him happy (very happy, actually) and yet he’s going to ditch you?! Go ahead, bitch all you want. Video games and drinking over pleasure? His loss.

3. Thanks to Facebook, you’ve just learned that you are currently single and that your boyfriend... Oops... ex-boyfriend is a coward. Asshole.

4. Remember that girl in your residence who told you that you were being “a bit too loud” last night? Well that skank is now stumbling through the halls with a bottle of vodka, groaning “a bit too loud” about how her boyfriend broke up with her.
Fuck hypocrisy.

5. You’re sitting in class when the people sitting in front of you just won’t shut up. I’m sorry, but I don’t need to know about the sexual activities you and John partook in last night. Although congratulations on the multiple orgasms!

Jess

Sexless at 12:07 PM |

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At November 15, 2007 at 9:21 PM, Blogger Unknown said........
For once I actually agree with something like this, lol. Although most can simply be avoided if the guy decided NOT to take his stupid pill that morning. Otherwise, most of it's pretty real, I like ^^
 


At November 17, 2007 at 12:07 AM, Blogger Matt Demers said........
Hooray for the joys of drama.

Facebook breakups are probably up there among "Breaking up through a friend" and "It's not you, it's me."
 


At November 19, 2007 at 6:59 AM, Blogger Christy said........
I can totally relate to everything you said! And that comic is hilarious.
 


At March 27, 2008 at 9:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said........
hi jess...cool blog...interesting topics...some fun, humores too.I found you on tdot wire, got curries...now Im here...its all very interesting...but Im more interested in you. hit me back on the wire we'll chit chat alittle...if you do mine..xo